Jokes of the Day
On the lighter side of things, I came across two jokes in today’s morning news. The first joke came from Bill Clinton, who was out yesterday promoting his wife’s presidential campaign. As reported by Newsbusters, he said the following:
This is not your rally. I heard you. That’s another thing you need is a president, somebody who will stick up for individual rights, and not be pushed around, and [Hillary] won’t. The policies she spearheaded saved a heck of a lot more lives than all the TV ads that were bought and all the hot air that was spread. And we ought to talk about that.
Get it? Funny stuff! But not to be outdone, Fidel Castro decided to leave power with a zinger of his own. As reported by NPR:
When the Cuban parliament meets Sunday, Castro said, he will neither seek nor accept a new term as president.
Term as president? Good one!
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